Hic...UP!

Yesterday I was lying on my back in the middle of the lounge floor being very silly when suddenly I got hiccups!!! And everyone was watching me and laughing!

I can read!!

Today small was reading the telegrapf magazine on the sopfa and I went and curled up in her lap, and when Fum came in I said 'look Fum! I am reabing with small girl!'

I can paint...

Today Fum was paintIng SGs wall and I did want a go so I went to the corner and quivved my little (well quite big) bum off! TWIIIIIIIIB!

Pictures of my spacisisms (smubj taught me dat worm)

here are the pictures i promised!!!

Me being a spac video 1

Me being a spac video 2

me being deaded

me lookin at small being deaded

me posing being fum!!!

I am very silly...

This morning I am being Fum!! I am lying where she sleeps upside down and mo-ing!!
I will post pictures when i get off the bed!!

A friend!!!

Yesterday, Fum did go to see the men what are called fake fat or something, and she came hOme and I made a new friend!! It was Jin and I did nya him lots and lots and lots but I didn't bite him!!

Mmmm... Bum

Everytime I seed smubj today I had to sniff her bum... It was not very fragrant!

Oooh some fabric..,

I finded a bit of fabric on the floor and I was going rolly roll around with it!!! Then small girl was wrapping some presents so I sitted in the middle of the wrapping paper and said 'im a girl, wrap me up!'

Fab is a bully...

:( fab has been bullying me :(
First, he threw me in the garage for centuries this evening, and then Fum and small came home from dat splashy water thing that small does and i was deaded under fans car because he had runned me over!!!!

HURRUMPH!

ANGRY TAT DAY!!! AYC WAS SLEEPING ON TRAMPY! >:(

Major Excitement!!!

OMG!!! Major excitements!!! Fum and Fab went out today and came back with a Fat Boy!! It is a big blue banana thing and IT ATE FUM!!! But then I tried to get in it, so I put my front paws on the side of it, but it swinged away and ALMOST KILLED ME!!!
then small and fab and Fum were having noms, and I FOUND A PEA!!!! So i pocked it for a bit then licked it but it tasted yucky so I had some noms. And then Fab threw me in the garage for weeks this evening, but I pushed the door open with my big mussels and Fum came and rescued me!!
Today was very tiring!!!

SG HAS GONE!!!

OMG! Best day ever!! SG has finally gone!I am so happy! 3 weeks without SG!! Yayayay!
Fab has been nice to me today... So far